Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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