how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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