I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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