I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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