it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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