Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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