If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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