I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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