So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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