Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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