So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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