Porn is love you can see.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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