she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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