I'm going to rape someone's good day.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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