Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  did you get my message about your dog?

  (1-248): View more from Michigan

  no... is he ok?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): did you get my message about your dog? (1-248): no... is he ok? (248): no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry http://tfl.nu/keer
  Replies (16) Good night (637) Bad night (2868)
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"

  (312): View more from Illinois

  Prob not but she was surprised

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate" (312): Prob not but she was surprised http://tfl.nu/a9jx
  Replies (2) Good night (1684) Bad night (640)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat... http://tfl.nu/oev5
  Replies (7) Good night (658) Bad night (1466)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk http://tfl.nu/2s8p
  Replies (13) Good night (909) Bad night (3941)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together http://tfl.nu/ix8i
  Replies (15) Good night (1646) Bad night (2602)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me. http://tfl.nu/h7ic
  Replies (22) Good night (4101) Bad night (1193)
• Favorite

  (647): View more from Ontario

  ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (647): ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring http://tfl.nu/c0bs
  Replies (19) Good night (1161) Bad night (4932)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome. http://tfl.nu/831u
  Replies (12) Good night (4628) Bad night (897)
• Favorite

  (620): View more from Kansas

  Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (620): Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me... http://tfl.nu/2n11
  Replies (5) Good night (1066) Bad night (2387)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive. http://tfl.nu/oqgn
  Replies (18) Good night (2164) Bad night (2329)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on. http://tfl.nu/d9b8
  Replies (9) Good night (1360) Bad night (3819)
• Favorite

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (505): We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee. http://tfl.nu/uw8q
  Replies (7) Good night (1180) Bad night (3448)
• Favorite

  (607): View more from New York

  Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (607): Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah http://tfl.nu/9m89
  Replies (7) Good night (875) Bad night (417)
• Favorite

  (231): View more from Michigan

  whats our policy on dating high schoolers?

  (1-231): View more from Michigan

  we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (231): whats our policy on dating high schoolers? (1-231): we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does http://tfl.nu/ul27
  Replies (8) Good night (2114) Bad night (500)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse. http://tfl.nu/j30i
  Replies (2) Good night (726) Bad night (275)

Randomize