I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....