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• (705): View more from Ontario

  How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?

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  I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?

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  Are you high?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.

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• (661): View more from California

  Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means

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  ITS ORAL SEX CAROL

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"

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  or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?

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  I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.

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