she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.