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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I know she was great

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?

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(801): View more from Utah

She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...

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(925): View more from California

she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"

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(810): View more from Michigan

Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.

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(281): View more from Texas

Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.

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