apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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