I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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