So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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