can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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