a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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