So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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