Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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