im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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