normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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