It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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