i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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