im drinking this country out of the recession.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
