Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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