did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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