OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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