I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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