Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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