he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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