Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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