Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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