i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
