just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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