I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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