i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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