I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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