i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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