we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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