I hate all girls vehemently.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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