This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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