she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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