OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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