It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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