the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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