so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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