I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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