why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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