Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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