The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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